Tony Morales/ Lorraine Feather/Terry Sampson

They're not up on the dresser
I've looked and they're not underneath
The bed or in the laundry
Pardon me while I go out of my head
They're not in any pocket
Thank God I didn't lock 'em in the car
But I'm so late now
And I'd appreciate your help
If you might have any clue
To where they are

Where are my keys
Where are my keys
I'd give anything if I could find my

They're not out in the garden
Or hidden in a pile of magazines
Or in the dish rack
Must be something else they'd be in between
Be in between
They're not up on the key hook
Where you have told me time and time again
I ought to put them
When I walk in the door
Oh just get off it (218k Wav)
I suppose you never lose anything yourself

Where are my keys
Where are my keys
I'd give anything if I could find my

Listen, would you tell her
I won't be there right on time
(Can I get there somehow)
Sorry, I'm afraid that
I won't be there right on time
(They won't hire me now)
Listen, could we possibly
Make it another day
(Is that ink on my blouse)
Sorry, won't you tell her
I'm usually not this way

Wait - wait a minute - okay
I thought I had them in my
Coat last night, or were you driving
That's right, you were
Gotta figure out what I did
Get a picture in my head
Of how I flung them away
Boy, this has screwed up my day
I know - I'll use the extra set I made
Or did I, or did I, or did I
Where are my stupid keys
I'll go through the house just one more time.....